Ugly Apples

You have some of these, I’m sure. You probably even have some right now. Some really ugly, starting-to-brown, don’t-look-appetizing-anymore apples sitting in your fruit bowl. You meant to eat them a few days ago but they never made it into your lunch bag or that summer salad you were planning.

There they sit, all alone, withering a slow death.

But you can save them. I promise.

Save them with applesauce.

Quick, easy, one pot, one bowl, four ingredient applesauce. Yummy applesauce. No-canning-required applesauce. Open-the-fridge-the-next-day-with-a-smile applesauce.

And you can get out all of your aggression chopping up the apples. Double bonus.

Recipe after the jump.

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Home Canning Tomato Sauce

I know you. I’ve seen you in the pasta aisle at the grocery store. You’re scanning the utterly unending varieties of “pasta sauce” trying to compare prices and flavors and brands. You look a little confused.

I don’t blame you.

And what really is “pasta sauce”? I mean, I could throw some milk on pasta and call it “sauce”, couldn’t I? Heck, I could throw practically anything in and call it sauce…I’m sure that’s what Prego does.

Next time I see you, we’re going to have a little intervention. You’re not gonna like it. But you need it. You need to know what real, homemade tomato sauce tastes like. Now, you’re going to pout a little. Say “it’s too hard!” But I’m going to make you do it.

And you’ll be much happier afterward.

Why? Because you don’t need to pay $5 at the store for a bottle of so-so “pasta sauce” that probably contains a cup of sugar or, worse, high fructose corn syrup. You know better. And now, you have me. I will teach you, oh lost one.

Let’s begin! First, veer left to the produce section – get five pounds of tomatoes, stat!

Recipe after the jump.

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Blackberry Jam

It’s a busy time of year for jamming / pickling at Cherryvale Farms. All this gorgeous local fruit, I just can’t let any of it go to waste.

Fruit – you must go in jars! And fast! And hot! Now!

22 jars later, we’ve got a lot of jam in our cupboard.

Apricot.

Blackberry.

Fig & Honey.

More blackberry.

“Summer Medley Jelly” – i.e. apricot + plum + peach + honey + a touch of ginger. It’s amazing. And magenta! Magenta tastes delicious.

No recipes today….I’m painting, and moving, and packaging, and packing and so many other things I can’t see straight.

But tomorrow. Tomorrow is exciting. I have a blackberry crostada for you! It has pastry leaves on it! Eek!

Jam-Tacular!

What do you get when you put two over-ambitious, artisinal food-bent twenty-somethings together in a kitchen all day? You get a lot of jam! And a revamped spice collection. And a very, very messy dining room table.

Last week my fabulous friend @jamsofthenest and I got together for another epic jam making day, complete with, of course, cocktails, to make the stirring a little less tedious. This time we tested tomato jam with a coriander, cardamon spice blend. Also on the agenda was marmalade because, well, the citrus just doesn’t seem to want to go away yet this season, and therefore it must be preserved in all its glorious bounty.

The spices…that was a side task. To kick off the day we visited a wholesale jar and bottle company in the Ghetto, aka the Los Angeles industrial district, aka I’m surprised my care wasn’t broken into in, aka if you ever need auto glass repair, I’ll give you the directions. Anyway, at the bottle/jar store, we fell in love with some small glass bottles and decided it was spice rack revamp time. Joy!

Along with our spice jars, we bought dozens of different sized jam jars and tested them in processing. Quite an amusing experience. NOTE: look up the proper processing method for your type of jars before canning…you know, so you don’t totally mess up like several jars and get tomato jam sludge all down the sides of your jars…not that this happened to us…I’m just saying…

So, here’s a little play by play of the day in pictures. We’re totally up for a major Jam-Tacular if you’re interested. Because, you know, you also have like 20 lbs. of navel oranges sitting around that you have no idea what to do with…

Oh, and that marmalade? Well, let’s just say trying to transform orange juice with a bit of zest in it into marmalade isn’t exactly the “correct” method of making marmalade…

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Jam Session

Where the hell was I yesterday? Abandoning you, obviously. I’m sorry. My heart and mind were elsewhere. Consumed with jamming and puppy play time. I didn’t mean to ignore you, I swear.

It was a marathon canning session. 24 jars. 6 hours. 2 pounds of jalapenos. 8 pints of strawberries. 1 pound of tamarind in their lovely, crunchy pods. 3 adorable weck canning jars. Unknown pounds of sugar. 2 doodles (labradoodle, woodle; translation: Bertie (labrador, poodle mix) + Walnut (wheaten terrier, poodle mix).

I could barely stand when I got home. Though that’s possibly because I was weighed down with jars, a yelping puppy and a few too many shots of jam cocktails. Because that’s what brilliant ladies like me and my jam partner in crime @jamsofthenest decided to do with our overflow jars of jam. I think any self-respecting jam maker on hour 6 in the kitchen would agree: BEST USE of EXTRA JAM EVER.

We kicked off the day with some lovely fried eggs, toast, coffee and dog biscuits. Because one cannot live on jam alone! The dog biscuits, of course, went to the dogs. They relished their new found romance + open backyard to run around in + multiple treats from completely enamored owners.

Jam #1: Jalapeno Pepper Jelly. But, of course, we can’t go traditional. That would be boring. So we added red bell pepper for color, orange zest for flavor, and (just for kicks) a few of the smashed tamarind pods. Delightful.

Jam #2: Strawberry, Dill, Jalapeno Sauce/Jam. We’re calling it saucy because it’s blended a bit less chunky than traditional jam. Mind you, the dill and jalapeno just make it awesome. Like crazy delicious. And highly recommended with vodka.

Jam #3: Tamarind Jam. You’ve never heard of this. You barely know what tamarind is. Don’t worry, we’re all in the same boat. I also had never witnessed a pod in person until yesterday morning. Nor did I have any intention of ever making tamarind jam before yesterday in a blurry wander around Whole Foods. I mean, I don’t just wake up and think of these things. But we didn’t just use tamarind in this jam. Oh no! We used cinnamon, ginger, cloves, lemon juice and some secret weapons for this wonder. What does it taste like? Kind of like warm, spicy iced tea in a creamy, oozy spoon full of goodness. It is amazing with whiskey over ice. We invented it. You heard it here first kids.

So, if you’re in Hancock Park in the next few days, don’t lie and say “you’re in the neighborhood” and want to come by for a jam cocktail. Because you’re never in Hancock Park. No one is. Except for me. And Daniel. Sometimes Walnut (he, of course, has many other preoccupations). But yes, you can stop in for a jammy cocktail. And we’ll swoon over puppy love and hours spent over boiling pots of sugar, water and fruit. That’s what we’re jamming.

Onion Marmalade

It’s pouring in Northern California today. I mean torrential downpour. Like hide under the covers all day kind of weather. Like make hot tea and pet the puppy and don’t do anything else because the power might go out at any instant. Geez. Weather.

Being stuck indoors calls for some creative cooking. You’d have to pay me to go to the grocery store right now. Gotta make do with what I have. Maybe necessity is the best form of innovation…and onion marmalade is the best solution for being stuck inside on a rainy day with nothing but onions in the pantry.

This marmalade is sweet and spicy and tangy and onion-y and damn good. I didn’t seal one of the jars just so I could eat it fresh after cooking. Once this jells up in the jar in a few weeks it’s going to AMAZING on burgers or grilled meat and veggies. Dynamite with cheese on a toasted baguette. Downright naughty with some crumbled bacon over eggs. Drooling.

This is a pretty simple canned food to make, so don’t be intimidated that the recipe has a lot of steps. Just pay attention and go in order. You know how to do that, right? I try not to ask too much, I promise. An advantage of this recipe is it’s adjustable in terms of flavoring. We love adjustable! You can make it with a little bit more or a little less garlic, more or less spice and incorporate some dry spices like curry or cumin if you like. Pretty much any spice goes well with onion so you can really customize this one.

Finished Jars of Onion Marmalade

 

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A Week of Pickles!

When I get in the mood to do some canning, I run with it. Break out the pots and pans, vegetable peelers, knives and jars – it’s time to can!

Now, part of why canning comes in streaks is the innumerable amount of dishes and overall mess it creates. I always find myself grabbing for another spoon, funnel or vegetable to make sure my jars turn out gorgeous…What? You didn’t think pickling could be gorgeous? Good sir/madam, I must correct you! Pickled seasonal goodness is a thing of beauty.

This week I accomplished 2 different recipes on two occasions, with the result of three different types of pickled goodness: spicy pickled daikon/carrot chips, zesty dilly beans and spicy pickled heirloom carrots.

The Complete Canning Line-Up

Recipes and more pictures after the jump!

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So I had a bunch of jalapenos laying around…

I have a love of spicy things. Not just hot, but like blow your socks off hot. Caliente, in fact.

So, of course, it makes it impossible not to buy jalapenos whenever I’m at the Korean market. They’re always fresh, glossy and oh so cheap. Last week I bought a bag of about 20 for around 80 cents. A good Jewish girl can always find the best deal on Mexican foods, especially in K-town.

I bought the jalapenos with the intention of making a childhood favorite, hot pepper jelly. Spicy and sweet and a bright green color, I’ve been addicted since I was a child. I blame my grandmother.

Anyway, I didn’t feel like getting out the canning gear today so I hunted down an easier, quicker recipe online. Emeril Lagasse’s green chili sauce seemed to do the trick, and was easy as can be.

I diced up all 20 jalapenos along with a small white onion and a few cloves of garlic. Sauteed in a large pan with some oil and salt, I then added water before they could get any color. Letting the mixture cook down for about 20 minutes, I started coughing. Why am I coughing, I thought? Oh, that’s right, there’s the incredible spice of 20 jalapenos boiling away on my counter. I actually had to leave the room a few times just to breathe.

Peppers in Progress

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